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Size Demotivational Poster


THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing


TAGS: baby wearing an oversized fake monocle
Rating: 4.02/5

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Airman - August 26, 2010, 7:12 pm
bump
EssenceOfJester - May 8, 2010, 11:27 pm
XD That's f***ing hilarious!
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 11:07 am
hehehehehehehehehe
Airman - September 30, 2009, 10:48 am
this is one of my favorites now. Cracks me up


SIZE -


TAGS: trunk size matters for bushes
Rating: 4.8/5

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steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 7:44 pm
No. Elephants have knees on all four legs. That is why they are put in these types of enclosures.
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:27 pm
can't an elephant climb down a 1 meter-high wall ? and climb another smaller one to get its food ? Woah !
mariand - October 12, 2011, 2:38 am
tasting is another chapter...let's stick on reaching there.
forseti - October 12, 2011, 1:26 am
It's not about the length. It's not about the diameter. It's all about the taste!!
Sean - October 11, 2011, 11:30 pm
So you only have to be able to reach the bush? I see now why (a) size doesn't matter; and (b) why investing in a pair of platform shoes was one of my better ideas.
Reality Lord - October 11, 2011, 5:39 pm

ahahahaah....clever...nicely done.


KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag


TAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard
Rating: 3.78/5

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alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 a**istants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.


Munificence -


TAGS: family size
Rating: 4.82/5

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GaryO - July 25, 2015, 8:19 pm
Thanks, guys. I see I hit a nerve with what seems a chubby churchy. I wear the badge of the commentless bomb with pride.
Bandit5906 - July 25, 2015, 5:38 pm
Bingo!
concern3 - July 25, 2015, 10:23 am
A Classic
JesusWept - July 25, 2015, 10:03 am
LOL x 5


WHEN SIZE DOESN'T MATTER... - ...money and power surely does


TAGS: size doesn t matter
Rating: 3.69/5

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radioactive13 - February 22, 2010, 9:38 pm
You're right Ychos.
Ychos - February 22, 2010, 6:40 pm
Brunetta demmerda


R.O.U.S.'S - I don't think they exist.




BIG COUCH -


TAGS: size inches cars big hammy
Rating: 4.16/5

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TheOne - April 29, 2012, 3:28 pm
Oh motifake how you've made my day yet again, Bravo.


OKAY, SHORTY... - You may have won this round, but next time, I'm taking you down!




Customer Service -




CARPE DIEM -


TAGS: size the day old donuts they are still good
Rating: 3.21/5

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CANADA - August 4, 2009, 11:19 am
love your tags!
agdaniele - May 29, 2009, 9:19 pm
A valiant effort!
Sean - May 29, 2009, 9:07 pm
I was supposed to go chop down that goddam tree today ... meh.


marriage advice #17 -


TAGS: blackmail size matters
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 5, 2015, 4:16 am
ROTFL!!! That'd work on most guys! 5 LOL lions!


Size Doesn't Matter -


TAGS: squirrel brain size plan future
Rating: 4.8/5

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CloudchaserS - October 13, 2013, 4:56 am
I see I'm not the only one here who likes The Onion :-)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 12, 2013, 11:14 am
Just brings so many tears to my eyes. . . *sniff* 5 nutty squirrels.


Children's Sizes -


TAGS: nike escape comes children s sizes
Rating: 4.79/5

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falloutghoul - June 19, 2013, 9:10 pm
Fair warning: Experience may vary.
Rudedog - June 19, 2013, 8:36 am
Great poster run. I will watch Fox News with renewed interest.
Reality Lord - June 18, 2013, 10:15 pm

miss priss cult....BWA-AHAHAHAHAHAH


Mondays -




PUNS -




SMALL IN ALL AREAS - What do they say about people with big shoes? They're just overcompensating for there small feet.


TAGS: small foot size shoe big
Rating: 3.85/5

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caveman - September 28, 2011, 8:10 pm
That's a fair enough reason for a 4L
M0rd3kaI - September 28, 2011, 1:49 pm
Not to be a d*ck but 'their' not 'there' 4L's


LECTOR -


TAGS: american idol plus size skin
Rating: 4.15/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 10:05 pm
Again, good to hear positive feedback from the professionals! Thanks.
spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:59 pm
I agree with Rerun. You're doing well Telli, keep it up.
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 7:54 pm
Very much appreciate Rerun! Definately means alot. And thanks for letting me stay!
rerun - October 19, 2010, 7:46 pm

tell...you bring the A game in your work. the more biting the sarcasm with the twist the better. thanks for being here.
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 7:44 pm
Well thank you very much sir! Someone who understands good sarcastic humour.
rerun - October 19, 2010, 7:37 pm

this is Aces, 5L


SIZE - For some women, it really matters.




RIVERDANCE - You have two left feet.




ONE SIZE FITS ALL - Not for folding chairs


TAGS: one size
Rating: 1.93/5

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Scorpio7 - December 23, 2008, 9:52 am
Thirty trips!


mind boggling -


TAGS: women clothing lingerie pantyhose sizes
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 10, 2014, 9:58 am
Sounds so accurate, ha ha.
Oldsod - June 10, 2014, 8:25 am
Heh...last night, gave one of my coworkers a lift. He had to get some feminine hygiene products for his lady. Took him 20 minutes and a store a**ociate to probably get the wrong thing.
Oldsod - June 10, 2014, 8:25 am
Heh...last night, gave one of my coworkers a lift. He had to get some feminine hygiene products for his lady. Took him 20 minutes and a store a**ociate to probably get the wrong thing.


Laurel & Hardy -




Don't Fear The Mod -


TAGS: mods regular members avatars choices size motinetwork
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 10:52 am
In a much better place Uggie... a Utopian kind of better place...muhahaha.
MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 10:49 am
Yeah, noticed that after I had submitted it but thought what the H*ll...I'm only human...most of the time. Teehee.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 12:13 pm

And some of us (I'm not mentioning any names here) are a pixel or two short of a full gif.
ughomer - July 11, 2013, 8:27 am
Where would Motifake (and other sites in Motinetworks) be if MissPriss wasn't both a moderator and a MissHistorian, I ask you?


TIME TO CHOW DOWN -




Compensation -




FUTILITY - Your IQ resembles your shoe size




SIZE -




King Size -




Declined -




Perspective -




Size Does Matter -


TAGS: wish right size men condom chart
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 16, 2016, 11:18 pm
Finally THAT explains the lotion. Used to help stop the burn from the motion. All this time I thought it was to keep it baby skin soft. Thanks Em.
EmilioDumphque - March 16, 2016, 3:44 pm
Actually, when you choose one that's too big, it fits loose enough to get some friction!


To Great Lengths -


TAGS: size matters condoms small medium liar
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 10:40 pm
You're safe rerun I think I've pretty much run out of steam.
rerun - February 8, 2016, 7:58 pm

I'm just gonna stay silent on this
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 6:35 pm
3 tries to get water on that burn? Dammit I'm really that good...teehee
lgvernon - February 8, 2016, 5:53 pm

Magnum...you forgot magnum...
Silverheart - February 8, 2016, 4:05 pm

Pardon me, I need to apply water directly to the burn.
Silverheart - February 8, 2016, 4:05 pm

Pardon me, I need to apply water directly to the burn.
Silverheart - February 8, 2016, 4:05 pm

Pardon me, I need to apply water directly to the burn.
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 1:20 pm
Aw Silvie...your were the inspiration for it!
Silverheart - February 8, 2016, 1:08 pm

Every read a poster and really, really wish you'd come up with it? This is one of tho5e. Love it!
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 12:37 pm
Sure yuk it up lg but how do you know of which you ****le..er..cackle?
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 12:36 pm
So...your a fibber not a ribber?
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 12:36 pm
Wee wee pzyk!
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 12:35 pm
Well you're the exception to the rule Mr. Gary. You need a d*** sock cuz a condom aint gonna go all the way to your knees my friend. Actually, scrotums don't count so I guess your ok.
GaryO - February 8, 2016, 7:47 am
50 Ls....because I can
pzykosiz - February 8, 2016, 5:21 am
Liar's french for huge right?
concern3 - February 8, 2016, 5:00 am
“Liar's such a strong word. I prefer to think of it as me omitting some of the details" but a 5er
lgvernon - February 8, 2016, 2:54 am

LOLOLOL! Size 5x


Clown Fear -


TAGS: clown fear women shoe size
Rating: 4.89/5

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mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:23 am
Yup! That'd hurt! Only problem is, its probably a 'floppy'! 5 lecherous lions!
Reality Lord - March 14, 2015, 9:59 am

brilliant....lol'd


You laugh... -


TAGS: size doesnt matter me***hors laugh pencils style
Rating: 4.7/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:52 am
So long as you don't come with a "power-antenna"... all is good.
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:51 am
"C'mon, baby... Flick my Bic!"
MissPriss - January 30, 2016, 6:19 pm
too much information rerun...teehee.
rerun - January 29, 2016, 7:54 pm

I write in shorthand


Size -


TAGS: size
Rating: 4.5/5

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